The Story of  Manu

Manu was a good and intelligent student. All the teachers loved him very much. One day there was a Geography test. Manu did not study for the test, he was afraid of going to school. So he told some lie to his mother but his mother told told you can go to school. When he reach the gate he went back to his friend's house. All the teachers saw Manu coming to school but they thought he might had caused fever or some other thing. After some time Manu called at the school and told the officers that I am a students' father, can you call Raj of IX B. They understood it was a student and they told to call after five minutes. So they call the student and don't lie to us tell who is calling. After Manu's call he told it was Manu who called and the teacher called Manu's father told. In next day he was caught and he appologised to the teacher.

Poem

Jokes

" Why did the prisoner take his ladder into the Court room?"
"Because he wanted to take his case to a higher court !"

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    Judge: "I will have to let this man go free, even though I think he is guilty."
Barrister: "Why is that, your honour?"
    Judge: "The man is deaf, and you know as well as I do that I cannot convict a man without 
               a hearing !"

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   Judge: "Why did you steal the car ?"
prisoner: "I saw it parked outside the Cemetery, so I thought the owner wouldn't need it any 
              more !"

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customer: "Waiter is this tea? It tastes like phenyl."
     waiter: " Yes Sir, our coffee tastes like petrol."